Thursday, May 1, 2008

Ex Libris SCANDAL

Queenie was chatting on her YM while on OJT when someone named Harry-Pot added her.
She accepted the invitation.


Queenie D:hus ds?
Harry-Pot: di mo ako kilala?
Queenie D: di po e
Queenie D: cno po 2?
Harry-Pot: sus kunwari ka pa
Queenie D: cno nga 2?!
Harry-Pot: Queenie
Harry-Pot: wag
Harry-Pot: ka
Harry-Pot: na
Harry-Pot: magkunwari
Queenie D: kulit mo din noh?
Harry-Pot: si Harry to
Queenie D: cnong Harry?
Harry-Pot: ah so kinalimutan mo na ko?
Queenie D: cno ka ba tlga?!
Harry-Pot: Harry.
Harry-Pot: Harry I. Mendoza
Queenie D: Harry?!
Harry-Pot: at last
Queenie D: OMG!
Queenie D: wag mo nga ako lokohin!
Queenie D: patay na si Harry e!
Harry-Pot: kaya nga e.
Harry-Pot: miss na miss na kita Queenie
Harry-Pot: miss na miss
Queenie D: hindi na to nkktawa
Queenie D: cno 2? Jen? Nyoe?
Queenie D: wag nau kau mgkunwari!
Queenie D: :P
Harry-Pot: Queenie ako nga to
Harry-Pot: gus2 mo magwebcam pa ko?
Queenie D: cge ba



Harry turned on his webcam.



Queenie D: O
Queenie D: M
Queenie D: G
Harry-Pot: kita mo na?
Queenie D: imposible!
Queenie D: nkita kitang nasagasaan!
Harry-Pot: ...
Queenie D: so hndi k tlga ptay?
Harry-Pot: patay
Queenie D: wtf?!?!
Queenie D: linawin mo nga
Harry-Pot: bumalik ako pra sau
Harry-Pot: mhal prin kita Queenie
Queenie D: Harry may bf na ko
Queenie D: si Deo




After that, Harry stopped replying and his webcam was paused.

But Harry still hasn't signed out.

Queenie didn't close Harry's webcam just in case Harry broadcasts again.


BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!

Queenie buzzed 2 times. Still no reply.

All of a sudden Harry's webcam was on again

It showed Harry, his head open, bleeding, his whole body full of cuts and open wounds.
Harry looked the same way he did when he was hit by a truck.

Queenie froze in shock.



All of a sudden Harry replied.



Harry-Pot: so hindi mo na ako mahal?


Harry signed out. Queenie's computer at SEAMO-Innotech turned off by itself.
Then Queenie's phone rang.




Queenie: Hello?
Jen: Queenie, bad news.
Queenie: Ha? Ano?
Jen: Si Deo.
Queenie: Ano nangyari kay Deo?!
Jen: Nasagasaan siya ng truck.
Queenie: (cries)
Jen: Hello? Queenie?
Queenie: Nasaan siya?
Jen: Nasa ********.
Queenie: Papunta na ko.
Jen: Ok.

Queenie went to ******** Hospital. Jen led her to Deo's hospital room.
(the hospital name has been censored for privacy)


Jen: I think kailangan muna kita iwanan dito.
Queenie: Yah. Thanks ah.


Jen left Queenie with Deo.




Queenie: Deo, wag ka mawala. Dati si Harry, ngayon ikaw. Wag naman o.


Queenie hears footsteps from outside. She turns around.
To her shock, she sees Harry standing there by the door. Queenie screamed.



Queenie lost her consciousness. When Queenie woke up, she was lying down on a hospital bed.


Queenie: Ano nangyari?
Jen: Hinimatay ka.
Queenie: Wow.
Jen: Akala nga namin kung ano na nangyari sayo e.
Queenie: Yeah. But, I think ready na ako umuwi.
Jen: Sige. Tawagin ko lang si doc.


Jen leaves.




Bloody Harry appears in front of Queenie.


Harry: Masaya ka na?
Queenie: Ano ba Harry?!
Harry: Kung hindi mo ako kaya mahalin, wala ka nang ibang mamahalin pa!
Queenie: Harry, patay ka na!
Harry: Pati si Deo!
Queenie: Wala kang kwenta!
Harry: (laughs)


Harry disappeared and Queenie started laughing like crazy.

When Jen returned with the doctor, they were both shocked to see Queenie, laughing, trying to hurt everyone she sees.

Since then, Queenie has lost her mind and got checked in a mental hospital. Queenie has never stopped laughing ever since. Harry has never forgiven Queenie for finding a new guy.



And Harry has promised that anyone who finds out about his story will suffer the same fate as Queenie...









... unless they pass the curse on to other people with the title "Ex Libris SCANDAL".

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copy-pasted chain mail with not-so-creative find-and-replace from Marj.
since I don't believe in chain mails.
bloody harry my ass!
:D



18 comments:

  1. grabe wala kang magawa sir noh? hehe.

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  2. copy-pasted
    not-so-creative find-and-replace
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    but with subtle tell-tale differences...

    hapi berdey!
    :D

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  3. kala ko gagawa ka ng joke out of the story..

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  4. my feet hurt kasi...

    :(

    Tutal talagang mamamatay na rin si Harry, e di patayin via chain mail. :D

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  5. sige sige.. pagbigyan.. masakit ang paa eh....hehehe!

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  6. Lol, hinahanap ko 'yung punchline sa huli e, yung tipong may "bada-bum-tss!" na drums pa :))

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  7. Kayo kasi... post ng post ng chain mail...

    Ganyan gagawin ko sa mga susunod na chain mail... Find and replace ng mga pangalan nyo. :D

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  8. LOL! Went on shutter(the movie)-mode ako dun ah! ^_^

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  9. sir naman e. ala nga kayo magawa no? hehehe

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  10. kasalanan ni Marj yan. e ayaw na ayaw ko sa chain mail... pinalitan ko nga mga pangalan.

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  11. Hahaha! Kasalanan un nung isang contact ko na nagpost nung chain msgs. :D

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